Ugly Butt

Headed to a shopping mall with the beau last night. We were looking for a parking lot when I spotted one. But the beau didn't went in.

How come you don't wanna park there just now?

Don't want.

Whyyy...

You saw the other car's butt or not?

Yea, just the bumper only what, not like he's gonna bump you or anything.

Don't want.

Whyyy... you don't like ugly butt is it?

Of course. Would you?

-.-"

Married Couple

We saw another couple in the shop the other day. Pretty much of the same attributes, not exactly my type. Too skinny for my likings. So we walked around their table, not deliberately, we were looking for a table. So we finally settled down with one outside the premise at the corridor.

The other couple were done with their dinner I presume. They were just sitting there and smoking.

And they have a dog. A poodle was it?

Not sure how the beau felt. He knows my hands are deadly. All my plants died, how could any animals survived then. He himself doesn't fancy the idea of having to take care of another little living thing when he has one so big already. LMAO.

No More SpyCam

Beau read the post of mine about the photos I took of the muscular guy in the gym, and boy, he was really unhappy about it. So one night he confronted and asked me to stop all these kind of nonsense.

Why?

I don't want things to happen to you.

The worst that could happen would probably be me being hit.

And smashed in the face.

So I asked, does that mean, no more cruising at all?

Can, of course still can cruise. But don't take any photos lar.

But how to share if I don't take pictures, SECRETLY?

I emphasised on the the last word.

But at least don't publish it out like that.

Maybe I should just chop off their heads.

Like that still okay, but still.

Headless picture could be anyone right?

Yes... But...

I'll chop off their heads.

So here. Look at those veins on his arms!

Eyesore

Beau looked stunned at the over-sized lady standing in front of us.

When we finally got our fast food and properly seated, I poked him.

"You're so bad!"

"What! It's BIIIIIIIIG!!!!"

And we both laughed.

No no no, I swear, I'm not trying to make fun of big sized people. Heck I am fat myself. But not as fat lar, my butt cheeks are individually half the butt cheeks of the lady. But seriously, I think some things need to be taken seriously, especially when it was regarding our health.

Extra weight

I don't know why, but there had been a lot of constructions going on around my place, lots of detours and new small lanes with lots of stupid 7 inches bumps so high that any cars would have their bottoms scratched.

So when the beau sent me back from dinner one night, we came to this bump and he slowed down, trying to drive over the bump slowly diagonally so as not to cause any scratch beneath the car.

Beau: If got scratch then I know who is the cause.

Me: What!

Just now when I came no scratch one lor. If now got scratch that only could mean the extra weight from you lor.

*Pouts lip* Yeeeeeeee

Thank God though, there was no scratch.

Buffet

There was this one night where we went to this restaurant of buffet style whereby we would be entertained by some local dances and what nots. The dinner cost about 30 per head, but the varieties of food were endless.

Beau asked me earlier on whether I could eat a lot that evening, to think that I did when we usually went to buffet style dinner in KL, I thought I should be able to eat up what's worth the price. So we headed to the restaurant and started ordering.

Who knew, after the first round, while we were savouring our second round of food, I finally raised the white flag.

Me: Semi-raw food will cause bloatedness?

Beau: Not really, why?

I took the semi-cooked beef...

Not really the cause.

Maybe the drink.

You had ice-cream before your meal.

Yeah.

But you usually could eat a lot.

I know... My tummy became smaller.

Riiiight...

That's why I'm slimmer now compared to last time.

*Uhuk*

Beau choked.

LMAO.

Amazing Trip

Seriously, I think everyone should NOT go to Cambodia. Just kidding. Haha.

We enjoyed ourselves in Angkor definitely. Hired a guide and went into the temple complexes almost every day for 3 consecutive days. But too bad, we didn't catch any golden sunsets on sunrises. Woke up late on the second day due to you know what, and third day had no sun coming up. Sunsets were pretty much invincible as well because on the first evening, it rained; on the second we left too early because the sky was quite dark at noon we thought it would rain, but who'd have guessed, when we came out for dinner that evening, the whole sky in Siem Reap was golden yellow. Wathefuck! Haha.

Otherwise, we headed to the market, bought some vegetables just for the sake of it, and went to the only minimart in town to watch some local talent show competition which the first prize was a small hamper with 1 bottle of Coke and several pack of crackers. Sad huh?

Well, if you ask me why hadn't we gone up to Phnom Penh, after all, that's where all the gruesome heart of Pol Pot regime and what nots, we thought we'd give it a go. The beau has 6th sense. LMAO!

But nevertheless, it was a damn good trip! Off from our bloody work. And having time for ourselves again. No internet, no facebook, no Farmville. WAKAKAKA.

Okay, no farmville was probably a lie. Beau's far far ahead of me now. Hmph!