Stranger's Smile

There was this guy, I have no idea if I know him or not, but I have seen him around in the gym, we used to follow one particular instructor's class. But since I've stopped joining that class for a year already, I seldom bumped into him, like not everyday anymore. But heck, even when I joined his class, I never talked to anyone else! I'm pretty introvert if you wanna put it.

So today, I saw the guy in the locker room. He was packing his stuff and about to leave while I was just out from the shower, clad in a towel and my shampoo in my hand.

When I walked into the open, he saw me and smiled. I thought, shit, him! I returned with an awkward smile, looked down and walked to my locker, only to realized I HAD to walk pass him. T.T Shy okay! As I approached closer to him, he smiled even WIDER! Like, seriously you don't have to do that. I returned with another super awkward smile, and quickly headed to my locker.

During dinner, I told the beau about the encounter. "Wah, dear got stalker!"

"Hey, it's not a good feeling okay! Feel so weird... and so wrong... I don't even know him!"

But then again, I don't think I'll walk up to him and ask him what's his name or what nots. He's presentable, but not exactly that attractive. My gaydar was rusty, I can't tell his preference. And I never seen him with another guy or even a girl. So I really don't know. And heck, I never seen his profiles too!

This is just so so weird.

Changing Gender

It seemed like nowadays a lot of the heterosexual couples, the boyfriends are helping the girlfriends to take their handbags, and they'd happily sling those extra big bag over their shoulder, God knows how many packets of condoms they have inside.

So while we were going down one escalator one night, the beau made a funny remark after he said guys nowadays like to help their girlfriends to take their handbag.

"Come I help you take yours."

I stared at him, "Eh! I'm a girl meh?!"

I must've over-reacted cuz the couple in front turned around and looked at us. Beau laughed out loud.

"No lah, I help you take. Younger one help the older one to take their bag one."

"EH! I'm not SOOOOO old okay!"

LMAO

Physique Discrimination

There was actually a sequale to the post 4 days back when I asked the beau how come my butt was as if it was sticking out in the cardio class despite me watching my proper posture and all and he gave a reason that I have a big butt.

5 minutes after he made that comment, there was this lady who walked pass us. She was very obese, like, I'm not kidding you, she could easily weigh twice my weight. It's a good thing that she see the long term side effects of being obese and come to gym. But having the talk that I have a big butt earlier, and there was another bigger butt walking in front of us 5 minutes later, the silence that followed was a uncomfortably hilarious.

Beau's trying to hold back and not to laugh out loud.

"You're so bad!"

"What? I didn't say anything!"

"I know what you're going to say."

"I did not say it out loud."

Physique discrimination!

But heck, we're gays. Gays are always so ever shallow. :P

Got Milk?

Beau was eating half-boiled eggs when the egg yolk splattered onto his shirt as he was stirring them in the bowl. Coincidentally, it hit the nipple area.

Can't help but to notice the stain and I teased:" Waaah... dear producing breast milk ah?"

Beau narrowed his eyes, "Ishhhhh!"

Butt

One night while we were in the gym, me joining the BodyStep cardio class while the beau did his weights, I noticed my posture looked different in the mirror. I'm not exactly those who fancy my own body and I always thought I looked quite unglamorous, which was why I never stand in front or next to the mirror in the studio. But sadly, that night the only available space was just near to the giant mirror at the side of the studio.

Subsequently, I finished the class and came out to see the Beau sitting on the couch outside.

Lazybum!

What, I did 1 whole hours of weights you know.

I was really wondering. It's not like I didn't watch my posture. I did everything in neutral position as how you've taught me, but then, how come my butt looked as if it was sticking out?

Beau sniggered.

Because you got a big butt.

T.T

Drama

Beau was looking for a new shoes because all his shoes were either cracking or the sole decided to fall of. It's time for new shoes after all, since all his collections of shoes go back as far as 5 years back. So we were heading towards Adidas in e@Curve when the first exclamation out from my mouth was, "Oh my God! So drama!"

Don't you think so?

Beau finally got one much less drama as compared to the one I pointed out. Some training shoes apparently, which would allow him to do weights, RPM and Steps. Otherwise, he'll have different shoes from Nike for different class even I also get confused sometimes.

Maybe it's time for me to get one too? Mine's 2 years old now. :P

Crotch

Beau: What are you doing?

Me: Nothing...

Are you taking a photo of me?

Maybe... Yeah...

So big! LMAO.