Superbuff

One fine day...

Me: Know what I want to do?

Beau: What?

Me: Take a year off work.

Beau: For what?

Me: Go to the gym everyday and train to become a buff hunk. So that I'll be a head-turner and everyone would drool over me.

Beau: You? Go to the gym everyday? *choke*

Me: What? Don't believe I can do that?

Beau: Nope.

Me: *pouts lip* Fine...

Cheating Complain

Beau: My friend went to XXX restaurant once, and bit into a stapler in his steak lor.

Me: Wow... bleed a lot?

Beau: Don't know. But he's a live.

Me: What happened after that? Did he complain?

Beau: Of course. XXX restaurant gave him that meal free and a whole year of free meal. For himself.

Me: Wow! We should do that!

Beau: Huh? What do you mean?

Me: Just burry some stapler into the steak, and asked for the manager.

Beau: You don't sia-sui me!

Delicious Potato

For some unknown reason, while I was at the airport last weekend, the caucasians seemed to be more than usual. And when I mean caucasian, I mean the delicious younger ones aged 20s to early 30s. Not that I've not seen any whites, but for some reasons, all them at the airport that day were so unusually delicious.

(Horny much?)

There was this chunky guy who walked in with his family, probably early 20s. Not muscular. Not too lean either. But for some odd reasons, that pecs of his looked really inviting.

Nonetheless, I'm still pretty much a rice queen. LOLs.

Big Cucumber

For some reason, things that are not supposed to be came into mind. So smooth. So hard. So long. So thick. So delicious...

My Album

Ta-daaa!!! :D There's a tribute to P.S. I love you okay! Don't play play!

And seriously! I wasn't trying to stalk the singlet guy! He just appeared to be in the frame at the wrong time. Seriously! :P

Pull And Bear

Me: Let's go into Pull and Bear.

Beau: HUH? What's that?

Me: The shop there la...

Beau: For what?

Me: Just to go in and touch this and that and try different clothes...

Beau: You wanna shop?

Me: Nope. Just to mess things up.

Beau: No eye see....

But lo and behold. Guess what did my eye see?

HAWT!

Ryan Seacrest

Watched American Idol and boy, he's one guy I would savour. Damn he's just so... hot!

Do you know he's 69 on Frobe's richest list? Ryan Seacrest earns around $14 million per year. $14 million is one heck of a nice salary. That would be $1.16 million per month or $553,000 every 2 weeks or $40,000 per day.

Are you drooling?