Sexy Back

While we were at Carl's Junior one night, we saw a guy came into the shop for his share of burgers. Face wise so so, protruding jaw, so... low marks. But from the back, he's pretty delicious. Particularly the upper back.

Perhaps a swimmer? It's a v-shaped back alright, though not too broad a shoulder, but definitely quite some definition there. Especially the upper back between the shoulder blades.

Love the part when the shirts are stretched in between the shoulder blades. Super HOT!

Sloppy Eater

We went for lunch in Italianies one day and I ordered some risotto while Beau had garden salad. So we were sharing our food and we had the 2 main course in the middle of the table. He had his portion scooped and placed on his plate while I had mine taken straight from the main plate and placed straight into the mouth.

Then...

Me: Aaah!

Beau: Aiyoooo!!! No eye see...

Gym Hardons

Beau: Dear, just now at the weight machine, there was this guy who was doing chest, wearing sweat pants.

I looked at him, wondering what he was trying to convey...

Beau: He got a hard-on while working out...

Me: IS IT?!

Beau: Yeah. Very clear. I think he didn't wear underwear. So can see the shape quite clearly. Quite big size.

LOL

Toilet Business

Ever since the Beau had his iPhone 4, he's practically online 24/7. Either on Wifi or the 3G that came with the service provider package. One day after reaching home from gym, he buzzed me on IM.

Beau: Dear, what are you doing?

Me: Reading newspaper.

Beau: I'm in the toilet doing big business now.

Me: Eeeew! You don't have to tell me that...

Beau: Hehe...

About a minute later,

Beau: Finish dy. Should I jerk off or not leh?

Me: Up to you lor.

Beau: Done.

Me: So fast one?

Beau: I'm going to shower and clean up now.

In the toilet mind you! He's bloody online in the toilet! LOL

Gay couple!

Came out from a restaurant one day. Saw a a cute guy inside a car right in front of the shop. Look gayish. But he had a couple of female friends around. Thought they coupld probably be straight couple or something, considering how straights metrosexuals are today...

But then, when they were about to leave, only 2 guys remained in the car. Mid 20s, lean built, spiky hair, shorts and shoes with baby socks.



Gay.

LOL

My Type

So we saw a mutual friend of ours' whose profile on Fridae. Beau said he really gained a lot of muscle mass since we last went out together. And he asked me if I like.

But you know, it's difficult to like a friend. It's a very vague definition. Are you saying like with a little sexual twist? Or just plain like? If he's already a friend, that means there's already a certain degree of liking right? Else we won't even be friends. But if there's the sexual intention, certainly not.

So I sent a picture that I like.

Beau: WAH! So big!

Me: Yeah.

Beau: If I become like this how?

Me: You want to? I thought you said this type very ugly?

Beau: Yeah, so ugly.

So I suppose my boyfriend will never be a bodybuilder. LOL.

Honk! Honk!

Beau is not a patient man on the road. He cursed a lot. And he sometimes honks other car. When he honks, he'll smash his steering wheel. Many times I thought he'd break that thing.

So one day, as we were going into a parking lot in front of a shop, but was obstructed by another car in front of us, Beau honked a long honk...

Me: Why you always like to honk... So sia sui nia.

Beau: Sia sui meh?

Me: Yeah lor. Everyone looked at us.

Beau: I like leh.

Me: No eye see... Face dunno burry where...

Beau: La la la.