Moving

Apparently... the narcissistic self-loathing gym instructor wasn't the only person moving down south to the hot island country down there. No puns intended. I received my offer letter for a position I've been longing for for a while by now.

The thing is... I'm afraid. I have very bad impression of the coountry you see. I've lived in some other countries, and I've always take quite a long time adapting to the local and well, let's just say KL is where I felt home the most when I came back from overseas. After 4 years here, I can't believe I need to move again. Nomad much?

Have no idea how this relationship's gonna be. Beau's probably going for a promotion in his company. And that would mean it's quite impossible for him to quit as easily as I could.

Is this what we call impermenance in life?

The Horny BF

If only there's a type of BF who, upon seeing your body, in the room or
locker room or anywhere else, would just come over seductively, and kissed you
on the lips, and started fondling with the package between the thighs. And then
you guys'd end up in some locker room making out and having sex. Like, he just
can't see you without any clothes on, or else he'd be doing you already.

See, I was at the locker room changing before going to shower when the Beau came into the changing room. He caught a glimpse of me, and smirked, and headed to his locker. I was partially naked, correcting the towel over a naked bum. And that thoughts above came into mind.

And if my partner were someone like Viktor Krum in Harry Potter 4, I think I'd die from over-palpitation. My heart would always be beating so fast that I just wouldn't be able to control! LMAO. And I'd be raping the so-called fantasized boyfriend daily. LMAO.

Then again, I think I'm satisfied with what I have now. :P Although my sex life is barely adequate, I think we're both thinking with our head, on top of the body, not the one in between the legs. Compatibility somewhat makes me feel thankful for having such a wonderful boyfriend.

Ithcy Butt

Clayden: Dear... my butt so itchy wor...

Beau looked at me one kind. "Why?"

Clayden: Don't know ler... I cleaned with water already one lor.

Beau: Erk...

Clayden: How ah?

Beau: How ah? I don't know?

Apparently, water-cleaning the butt after big business, rather than using toilet paper, sometimes leave the ass itchy. But why?

Angry Birds

One of the games on Iphone...

Initially the beau didn't download it. But one night, after he mentioned about it, I was asking if he played the game on his iPhone.

Beau: Nope. My colleagues all playing though.

THe next day, while he was waiting for me in the car outside my condo, I came in and saw him playing the game!

Clayden: I thought you said you didn't play the game?

Beau: Nope. Just downloaded the Lite version for fun.

Clayden: Before you know it, you'll be addicted.

So halfway driving, I asked the beau if I could play with the game. And I did.

Beau: I stuck in level 4. Dunno how to proceed.

Clayden: I'm at level 6.

Beau: Eeee! So fast one?

Clayden: No ah... but now cannot pass dy...

Beau: Haha. You addicted jor.

Moving Together

Clayden: If I move to Australia how?

Beau: I will look for job there lor.

Clayden: Is it easy for you to look for a job there?

Beau: Shouldn't have any problem, with my qualification and all.

Clayden: What if you didn't get any job there?

Beau: Then I'll stay in KL lor. What to do?

I suppose it's common for decisions like this to happen along the way in a relationship?

Indian Movie

We went to watch the Legend of the Owl when it was still showing a few months back. So when I took out the movie ticket and noted the title of the movie printed on the ticket, I started to panic.

Clayden: Shit! Bought the wrong movie!

Beau: What movie is it?

Clayden: Some Indian movie.

Beau: Huh? What do you mean?

Clayden: It's called Ga'hoole.

Beau: -.-" It's called the Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'hoole.

Clayden: Is it? Oh I was just trying to fool you mar.

Beau: Yea... right...

Slutty

Clayden: My nose so many black heads. I'm thinking of getting those metal thing with a little hoop at the end to squeeze out the black heads.

Beau: Erk. Since when you become so hiao one?

Clayden: Huh? What do you mean?

Beau: Why you suddenly care so much about the black heads one? Last time not so hiao leh.

Clayden: Heeee... I like leh.