Heavy Wallet

So we were in the changing room in the gym weighing ourselves.

Clayden: OMG. Ha ha... Dear... your weight's increasing!

Beau: Impossible...

Clayden: No look, it's true!

Beau: This is not accurate...

CLayden: This is! The doctors in the clinic uses this type of weighing machine.

Beau: Still, I have so many things with me. My wallet, my handphone, my keys...

Clayden: How heavy can those stuff be?

Beau: And my pants...

Clayden: You're in denial...

Beau: They could easily be 2kg...

Clayden: Still, you've passed the xx marks...

Beau: Yerrr.... *pouts lips*

Gay Party

So we were at a buffet dinner by the beach, just Beau and I. There were not many customers. Just a group of caucasians of 10, and another lesbian couple plus 2 straight couples. Well... the highlight was of course the caucasians men. Most of them were probably in their 40s, beefy chunky solid biker type, with a few who are athletic in singlet. So after Beau came back with his food, he told me what he overheard from their table...

Beau: They're gays...

Clayden: How do you know?

Beau: One of the guys mentioned something about him going to the boys town in Pattaya.

Clayden: Interesting...

So out of curiosity, I headed out to the dishes near to their table as well. But I didn't catch anything significant, apart form some balls passing around...

Boys being passed around perhaps? LMAO...

But indeed, when I was walking back to our table, the athletic guy who was wearing a singlet winked at me.

Manwatch 012

Clayden: What do you think about that one?

Beau: So fat...

Clayden: But he's the stocky muscular type wor...

Beau: Don't really like lor...

Sexy Singers

You know in the hotels, resorts especially, located in some secluded isolated beaches and all those places... Sometimes there would be a bar with live singers entertaining the guests at night... It was the second time we went to such bar one night... And on the stage, was 3 Filipinos, dressed to the sexiest they could, singlet and a super short pants. What topped it all, was the way they shake their booty. It was sexual provoking. Imagine the hip thrusting and bending forward that you could see slightly more of their boobies.

Clayden: Dear... do you think you would get a hardon?

Beau: Why?

Clayden: I mean... look at the girls... They were so provocative...

Beau: Erm... nope... You're getting one? IS that WHY you're hugging on the small pillow?

Clayden: No... I didn't get an erection. I not wearing any underwear under my broadshorts... So... it's easier to get the frictional rubs...

LOL

Spooned

I like it when Beau spoons me when we were sleeping... But there was once when we were away in a resort and the air-conditioning wasn't really working that well and it was not as cold as we expected it. But we were tucked under the comforter anyways, only that I had my legs out for some breathing.

Throughout the night, I didn't quite recall Beau came spooning like he usually would. He was sleeping, in fact, with his back on me. :(

Next morning...

Beau: Last night, the airconditioning wasn't really working was it? I felt so hot...

Clayden: Not too cold, but I didn't feel too hot either. Still can sleep under the comforter.

Beau: I felt very hot... that's why I didn't even hug you... Cuz if I did, we won't be comfortable at all....

Awwwww... he knew what I was thinking!

Big Triceps

Was doing back muscles workout when this bodybuilder came over for his triceps workout. He could so lift me up!

Weekend Getaway

While driving back from our roadtrip over the weekend...

Clayden: Thanks dear... Really enjoyed myself this weekend...

Beau: Yeah... Feel very relaxed...

Clayden: Feels like it was a long holiday...

Beau: What do you mean...

Clayden: Just feel longer. As compared to the last time we were in Port Dickson...

Beau: *swt* Port Dicksone was a 2 days 1 night trip... This time we had 3 days 2 nights... of course it's longer.

LOL