Sep 7, 2011

Sprite + Water


Was waiting for Beau in the lounge when this two guys came down to the bar area as well. Both of them about the same height, same built, same hairstyle, somewhat... and both of them chewing some gums.

One of them sat down on the stool, while the other headed to the drinks counter, taking 2 cups. Had some sprite in it, and poured some more water. To dilute the sweetness of the drink perhaps?

But we all know what... Spouse #1 making a drink for spouse #2. LOL.

Sep 6, 2011

Horny Pimple

So Clayden spotted a pimple on his forehead one day, and he squeezed the pus out, leaving the pimple bleeding and swollen, just for the fun of seeing that whitish stuff pop out.

Beau: What happen to your forehead?

Clayden: Pimple.

Beau: Oh... They associate pimple with...

Clayden: I squeezed it with my hands...

Beau: Pimple with...

Clayden: What?

Beau: Dear horny ah?

Clayden: -.-"

Sep 5, 2011

Manwatch 021: Puppy-eyed PT

Months ago... Maybe a year ago...

Clayden: Got one instructor kept looking at me when I came down from the staircase, and when I came down from the threadmill... Not sure if he had something in mind or what.

Beau: He wanted to sign you up because you're fatso lar...

Clayden: That. Or maybe cuz I caught his attention and he likes me.

Beau: *choke*

But the narcissistic dream was proven wrong when I saw he was really intimate with this one girl one evening. They could be just trainer and members, but the POA when he naughtily poked the girl with a card he was holding said otherwise. Bleh. Finally he found a girl.

He's one of the PT who really caught my attention, perhaps due to his lovely puppy eyes... Awwww.......

Sep 4, 2011

Queue Fighting

Finished a cardio class in the Curve one afternoon when I saw the queue for RPM class downstairs. Don't understand why people are so obsessed with riding on a static bike. (Not talking about myself). I wasn't even bothered to go down and queue anymore, even though I could, because the queue is just too long.

Later after shower, when I sat at the lounge waiting for Beau, I overheard a lady 'complaining' to the GX Manager.

Something about it not being fair to have the staff reserve the bikes for those they're close to and all. And that she didn't even get one because everyone else was signing up for everyone else. The front desk staffs just looked on. And when they were done, lady said "Promise me, say you promise me."

GX Manager could only repeat what she said. "I promise."

Later on when Beau came, I told him about it and he too, said he would do the same if he was in her shoes. It's just ridiculous that when you rushed all the way to sign up for the class, and you find that there were staff who sort of 'booked' the bikes for their friends. If it's meant to be a first come first serve policy, than make sure it's fair to everyone.


Sep 3, 2011

Manwatch 020

My manwatch series are like, so totally out. LMAO. Noticed the serial number? I think I got all mixed up. LMAO.

Anyways, was putting a status on facebook about this guy coming up from the staircase and got me stunned for a moment when he flashed a smile at me. (Actually the lady behind me).

And later on only did Beau told me that, he was one of the BodyJam instructor from long time ago who have stopped teaching... Owhhhhh schweets mama that face of his...

But then... this is all I have of him. This fragmented piece... Shucks that he was walking towards me when I took this photo. LMAO! Didn't dare to take another one. Cuz he was too near! LOL LOL LOL.

Sep 2, 2011

Sports Car

So this car zoomed passed us when we were on our way home one night, and our car was shaking when it did!

Then, when we reached the traffic lights not far ahead, the sports car was also there.

Beau: Ceh, drive so fast for wat, ma got stucked at the traffic lights.

Clayden: Show off mar...

Beau: Show what jiek? So noisy some more.

Clayden: :P

Beau can be pretty mean when he's cranky. Thought he was that night. LOL

Sep 1, 2011

Multi Racial

Clayden: That two guy had sex one.

Beau: How you know?

Clayden: The Arab is the top, the Chinese got ploughed...

Beau: How you know ler?

Clayden: Just guessing. HAHAHAHA

Beau: Cis...