Chawamushi

I don't know how to cook. I can't cook. So one day after I finally found out how to cook chawamushi, I happily told the beau I was cooking the steam egg for dinner.

Clayden: Hehe. I'm cooking chawamushi.

Beau: Cook also didn't tell me.

Clayden: Next time I cook for you lo...

Beau: Say only.

Beau likes chawamushi as a dessert whenever we go to the Japanese restaurant. Everytime we go to any of those Japanese restaurants, we'd end our meal with chawamushi. But somehow, I think I still need to perfect my cooking. Apparently, my steam eggs were done in big bowl instead of small cups. LOL. Perhaps that was why I couldn't estimate the amount of soya sauce needed to give it some taste.

Long Distance

So it's formalized, this mental preparation for a long distance relationship.

Clayden: Then when are you going to come over?

Beau: Soon. When I manage to apply for another new job there.

Clayden: How long?

Beau: Don't worry lah. It's not like we're going to be so far away. You can always come back for a short break, or I could drop by when I'm off.

Clayden: Okay... if you're okay with that.

Beau: But you must keep in touch one wor. Don't say so busy until chatting also no time.

Clayden: Huh? Why?

Beau: Still dare say...

@.@ Ooops. Maybe I could be too engrossed with somethings at time... Wasn't even talking to beau for a week when I was posted outstation a couple months ago. LOL.

Spotted: Hottie

Appearance: 90/100

Physique: 80/100

Manliness: 85/100

Pose: 85/100

Smoking: -400

Total: -50/400



Sorry man, if you saw this. But I don't really like smokers. Don't like the smell, don't like the yellow teeth, don't like the breath, don't like kissing the ash-tray, heck even the cock smells of smoke... So yeah, stop smoking! No matter how fit you are, smoking is the ultimate turn-off.

Moving

Apparently... the narcissistic self-loathing gym instructor wasn't the only person moving down south to the hot island country down there. No puns intended. I received my offer letter for a position I've been longing for for a while by now.

The thing is... I'm afraid. I have very bad impression of the coountry you see. I've lived in some other countries, and I've always take quite a long time adapting to the local and well, let's just say KL is where I felt home the most when I came back from overseas. After 4 years here, I can't believe I need to move again. Nomad much?

Have no idea how this relationship's gonna be. Beau's probably going for a promotion in his company. And that would mean it's quite impossible for him to quit as easily as I could.

Is this what we call impermenance in life?

The Horny BF

If only there's a type of BF who, upon seeing your body, in the room or
locker room or anywhere else, would just come over seductively, and kissed you
on the lips, and started fondling with the package between the thighs. And then
you guys'd end up in some locker room making out and having sex. Like, he just
can't see you without any clothes on, or else he'd be doing you already.

See, I was at the locker room changing before going to shower when the Beau came into the changing room. He caught a glimpse of me, and smirked, and headed to his locker. I was partially naked, correcting the towel over a naked bum. And that thoughts above came into mind.

And if my partner were someone like Viktor Krum in Harry Potter 4, I think I'd die from over-palpitation. My heart would always be beating so fast that I just wouldn't be able to control! LMAO. And I'd be raping the so-called fantasized boyfriend daily. LMAO.

Then again, I think I'm satisfied with what I have now. :P Although my sex life is barely adequate, I think we're both thinking with our head, on top of the body, not the one in between the legs. Compatibility somewhat makes me feel thankful for having such a wonderful boyfriend.

Ithcy Butt

Clayden: Dear... my butt so itchy wor...

Beau looked at me one kind. "Why?"

Clayden: Don't know ler... I cleaned with water already one lor.

Beau: Erk...

Clayden: How ah?

Beau: How ah? I don't know?

Apparently, water-cleaning the butt after big business, rather than using toilet paper, sometimes leave the ass itchy. But why?

Angry Birds

One of the games on Iphone...

Initially the beau didn't download it. But one night, after he mentioned about it, I was asking if he played the game on his iPhone.

Beau: Nope. My colleagues all playing though.

THe next day, while he was waiting for me in the car outside my condo, I came in and saw him playing the game!

Clayden: I thought you said you didn't play the game?

Beau: Nope. Just downloaded the Lite version for fun.

Clayden: Before you know it, you'll be addicted.

So halfway driving, I asked the beau if I could play with the game. And I did.

Beau: I stuck in level 4. Dunno how to proceed.

Clayden: I'm at level 6.

Beau: Eeee! So fast one?

Clayden: No ah... but now cannot pass dy...

Beau: Haha. You addicted jor.