Vin Diesel

Clayden: OMG! Vin Diesel?

Beau: Where?

Clayden: Actually you know who is Vin Diesel or not?

Beau: Nope.

Clayden: =.="

Fair enough. Maybe he's not Beau's type. LOL.

iPhone addict

sooner or later...

iBeau.

He's on the phone all the time! Grrr... Clayden not happy. *sulk*

Spotted: Pyjamas

Like, those muscles... gosh... He's no older than me and he's hotter than me! Not everyone can pull off with peejays in the public, he sure did. And quite a head turner as well. At least Beau's head and mine did. LOL.

Die

Beau: Dear... you prefer to die young or die old?

Clayden: I wanna have sudden death. Like, suddenly someone shoot me in the head while I'm eating. No pain. And I die a hot man.

Beau: *sweat*

Old

Beau: Dear... new year jor... you're older by one year already.

Clayden: -.-" I'm one year older, you're still older.

Beau: Sigh... Yeah... 3x dy... And you're still 2X.

Clayden: Yeah...

Beau: Next time I'm 5x you're still 4X.... Then when you're 5X I'm... gasps! 6X!

Clayden: What to do... we all grow old...

Beau: But... sigh...

Clayden: Change topic!

10 inches

One day, I was asking the Beau about a rough estimation of a length, between my thumb and my little finger which was fully stretched.

Clayden: How long do you think this is?

Beau: Don't know wor... Less than one feet.

Clayden: 10 inches?

Beau: 1 feet is 12 inches... Maybe that... Why?

Clayden: 10 inches penis.

Beau stared at me, stunned.

LMAO!

But of course, it was for a different thing altogether. LOL

Weight Watching

During dinner in Secret Recipe...

Clayden: Dear, see the lady at the next table. Only take on glass of watermelon juice and a pie for dinner.

Beau: Yeah lor... Not like you... So fattening.

Clayden: How I know the Sarawak Laksa comes in such a big bowl...

Beau: Fattening...

Clayden: You're not any better either. Steak wor...

Beau: -.-"