Kids

Clayden: A bunch of kids.

Beau: College kids.

Clayden: Nah. I think they've just gotten their STPM results. Coming out celebrating.

Beau: How do you know?

Clayden: Well... They look like they are... acting mature. Know what I mean?

Beau: =.="

AJ PT

Clayden: That PT is gay.

Beau: How do you know?

Clayden: I know...

Beau: What did you guys do?

Clayden: Nothing! I just saw his thing...

Beau: WHAT THING?!

Clayden: He has a profile on the gay social website...

LOL.

Personal Trainer

So one day in the gym...

Clayden's eyes followed a muscular guy...

Beau: He's a PT.

Clayden: Yeah I know.

Beau: How come you know?

Clayden: Last time asked him to measure my thing in KLCC

Beau: YOUR THING??? WHAT THING?!

LMAO!



I went to the PT station for the body weighing stuff dear... Don't get so jumpy! LOL

Manwatch 001

Clayden gets itchy with the new phone again and started man-watching.

Spotted this manly guy in office wear in the fastfood restaurant one day. 40s probably. But gosh, his body was to die for!

Yummilicious!

Fat Beau

Clayden: Dear... you got tummy jor...

Beau: Where got where got?

Clayden: Got... just now when you were standing at the counter... can see your tummy protruding out... especially since you tuck in your shirt...

Beau: Oh my God.... Don't wanna eat anymore...


After a while...

Beau: But really... I've been feeling quite fat lately...


LOL

Time to work out!

GO-GO Show

So we were planning to go to Bangkok for a week for a weekend. Beau decided to call up a mutual friend of ours to ask if he was interested.

Beau: He would definitely wanna go to those kind of places. (meaning the 'boys' show)

Clayden: Ah... Then dear you don't go la... I'll go with him.

Beau: Yer! What's that supposed to mean?

Clayden: You don't wanna go... but I wanna go mar...

Beau: Yer! Cannot cannot... I also wanna go...



... to keep an eye on Clayden! HA-HA!

Physique Bias...

The beau is... physique conscious. Especially when it comes to an instructor. For him to agree to join a cardio class, he wants to know how the instructor looks like first. More often than not, he ended up in the class of an instructor who had been teaching for ages.

Partly beacuse, the 'old' instructors are alrady toned... And more shaped...

So one evening, we headed to the gym for RPM, only to noticed that both class were replaced by new instructors. I suppose they're those who've just cleared their trainings... We headed in anyways. But it was one hell of a torture...

Beau: Was counting for the class to end...

Clayden: Why?

Beau: Boring to death... And the instructor is so fat...

Clayden: So bias...

Beau: It's only natural for a PT or an instructor to have a nice body. Otherwise, what's your asset to convince other people that you're good?


Point taken there... Hmm... Maybe I should get that long time bodybuilder personal trainer to train me up?