May 31, 2011

Pilot

Clayden: Dear, there's an Air Asia pilot staying in my block

Beau: really?

Clayden: Yeah... we were in the same lift. Kinda young, ok looking. Gay.

Beau: How you know?

Clayden: Cuz he was looking at me from head to toe...

Beau: =.="

May 30, 2011

Bloody Couple

Now I know why Beau gets really touchy driving on Malaysian road, especially on peak hours. Heck it wasn't even peak hours when I was driving home last night, it was way past 10 and God knows what bottleneck all these lousy contractors are interested in, converging 5 lanes into 2 small puny gravel unfinished lanes. On Persiaran Surian that was!

And all of a sudden, this bloody Kancil cut into my lane without signal, that I had to make an emergency break. Luckily the car behind me wasn't too near or else there'd be some chain accident causing even more backlogging.

Whoever this driver is (gay couple), be more courteous on the road please. Bloody hell. Can't wait to get home for some f**king is it?

May 29, 2011

Kilkenny


We were having supper one night, and I was tempted for some alcohol, waved for the waiter, and asked for Kilkenny as advertised in a banner hanging next to our table.

Beau: Whoa, dear you're drinking Kilkenny...

Clayden: Yeah... Irish beer...

Beau: Errr...

Clayden: It's not beer?

Beau: I think it is... the black type...

Clayden: What? Stout?!?!??! The bitter type?

Beau: Haha.

Clayden: OMG! I don't want that!

Beau: I think it's a type of beer.


Luckily, Kilkenny came out to be of a normal beer colour. Though I didn't really like the taste... That sweetness that comes with it wasn't really much of my liking...

May 27, 2011

Gay Head

Went for a haircut, a super duper gay haircut done by a gay hairdresser. Short on the sides with some spikes in the middle.

Beau: Your hair!!!

Clayden: Yeah I know. Makes me look gay...

Beau: Haha.

Clayden: Seriously? You think so?

Beau: A bit.

Clayden: -.-

May 26, 2011

2 Guys 1 Toilet

Guys who've read this piece of news from my Facebook status would've known this encounter. Was in Starbucks one day and there was this couple walking in, early 20s, one muscular the other lean. After a while, they were gone...

It was actually an accidental incident.
I headed to the loo to find the muscular guy washing his hand. Toilets inside Starbucks is actually something like, both the male's and female's toilet were behind another door. So while there is only one room for the male, the other's for the female; while there's a common sink for washing hand.
I tried to open the door to the men's and it was locked. So I left t
he toilet.

A while later, thinking the men's were already cleared, I went in again. The second time, there was a lady instead. I opened the knob to the men's and still, it was locked. So I headed out again. Then another lady followed, assuming the one waiting inside managed to get her turn for the loo.

Not long after that, I see the couple came out of the toilet
together.

The puzzle here... if the ladies' occupied by the lady... and th
ere's only one room for men... why would the 2 guys be coming out together, when none of them were seen by the sink when I went in the second time? LOL

By the way, yes, the muscle guy is hot. :P

May 24, 2011

Pressie 52411

This date is going down in history. 52411.

LOL... Clayden's like, sky high in happiness... Cuz Beau got him a gift. LOL. I mean, it's not like Beau never get him anything, but somehow, this gift just felt special. Can't stop smiling now.

Beau: You want or not?

Clayden: Don't know... hehe

Beau: Ish... like that also don't know?

Clayden: Yea mar... if you wanna buy for me then you should decide one lor.

Beau: Well, if you want, then I get for you lar; if not I won't buy lor.

Clayden: Of course if you buy for me I'll love it lor. But if you don't buy I'm also okay one.

Beau: So which one you want?

Hehehehehhehe.... So cute. Hehehehehehhee... so happy now. heeeeeheheheeee

May 23, 2011

Cute Hunks?

I saw one of them in another variety show before.

But it got me excited to find out that he actually has a twin! They look so similar to each other.


p/s: finally found out they're like me! mixed artistes calling themselves 2moro! :D cutes...