Gay couples

We were heading out of the parking lot when we saw two guys walking together. Slim built, one Malay and the other Chinese. From the way they walk, it's pretty obvious they've got the campiness.

Beau: Homos?

Clayden: Confirm.

Beau: How do you know?

Clayden: When two guys walk together, it's confirmed they're homos.

Beau: Erk! Then everyday I walk together with you I'm also a homo?

Clayden: Huh? D-uh!

*faints*