Couple in the Car

Clayden and Beau were about to leave for home and were headed into Beau's car when he came inside and said, "There's a couple inside the car..."

Clayden: Where? Kissing?

Beau: The next car...

Clayden tried to peek through the window...

Clayden: Quite good looking...

Beau: They will also say, these two couple going into their car.

Clayden: So obvious?

Beau: Yeah...

Clayden: But I'm straight!

Beau: *chokes*