Drunk Driving

Beau is the stronger drinker between the two of us. So he is usually the driver even when we were just to drink 2 glass of beers. (Of course, if we were to get pissed drunk, we usually had a proper plan, accomodation included).

So one day, after drinking 3 pints of beers in one of the bars, and getting slightly tipsy, he got all worried as I was driving.

Beau: Dear, are you okay to drive?

Clayden: Yeah of course...

Beau: Sure?

Clayden: Positive...

Beau: But you looked high...

Clayden: I am... But not as high as that time in xxxxx.

Beau: Of course not. You can't even walk straight.

Clayden: But I wasn't the one vomitting.

Beau: *pouts lip*


LMAO.