Losing Weights

Beau's been having bouts of diarrhoea since the past week. Not sure what was the cause. But he didn't go to the clinic, just rehydrating himself after each visit to the loo.

End of the week when we meet up,

Beau: Dear... I feel so light.

Clayden: Huh? After shitting so much?

Beau: Yeah... Shit until I lost 2kg.

Clayden: Seriously!

Beau: Yeah! You don't believe me do you?

Clayden: No. That's scientifically impossible.

Beau: Haha.