F**ked

After running the half marathon, the leg was so painful, no thanks to the lack of training, that Clayden walk so slowly.

Beau: Dear... why are you walking like that?

Clayden: Cuz my leg hurts still...

Beau: You walk as though you erm...

Clayden: What? Like what?

Beau: Like you were just *toooot*.

Clayden: *double swt*