Dec 30, 2011

Meet the Aunt (Part 4)

Aunt to Beau: So are you going to follow him back during the Chinese New Year?

Beau: *awkward laugh* No la...

Clayden: *in shocked mode*.... (still!)

Many moons ago. LMAO!

Dec 28, 2011

Off for the Year End Holiday

Beau: So what is Clayden gonna get Beau this Christmas ler?

Clayden: A trip here. *shows photo*

Beau: Waaaaa....

Know where?

Dec 25, 2011


Want some Christmas Blend?


Dec 24, 2011

Dec 23, 2011

Starbucks Card

Clayden: Dear... the next time we want to go to Starbucks, remember to remind me to bring my card along.

Beau: Okay. I want one too.

Clayden: Need to buy one lor.

Beau: Not free ah?

Clayden: No ler. 20 bucks.

Beau: I thought someone got it free.

Clayden: That launching party ah? I wasn't invited.

Beau: How come you're not invited?

Clayden: Because no one invites me. :(

Dec 21, 2011

Overpriced Item

Was in Ikea looking for ideas on how to furnish the house...

Clayden: I'm thinking of getting that.

Beau: For what?

Clayden: To put at home.

Beau: Is it necessary?

Clayden: Actually no.

LMAO! Gay people and their spending habits. Ugh!

Dec 20, 2011

Discounted Sushi

Sushi Q - Publika


Dec 19, 2011


Why is it okay for 2 homosexual girls to show public display of affection but not for 2 homosexual guys?

Dec 17, 2011

Manwatch 020

The biceps! The biceps!

Dec 15, 2011

Manwatch 019

Yes the guy. In black tee. Holding his Starbucks drink.

Dec 14, 2011

Sunny Side Down

Clayden ordered 2 sunny side up from the eggs station in the breakfast buffet. And came back with this...

Beau: One only?

Clayden: Two. Mine's got the yolk beneath.

Beau: Sunny side down.


Dec 13, 2011

Lousy Parenting

So we were in a hotel having breakfast one morning, and there was a young couple with their 2 year old son in the next table.

Beau: OMG! The mother doesn't control her son!

Clayden: Let her be. Not your son.

Beau: He got a knife on his hand! ANd he's climbing up the chair!

Clayden: Let him be. When he falls only he know.

Beau: But he'll injure himself!

Clayden: There'll be some doctor around.

Beau: And now he's holding a fork!

Clayden: Never mind, he could injure his eyes. And some eye doctor out there can earn more money.

Beau: Why you like that one?

Clayden: Why you wanna mind other's business?

Dec 11, 2011

Meet the Aunt (Part 3)

Clayden: Your aunt knows we're together?

Beau: Of course she knows.

Clayden: But it's not like she knew we are gays before?

Beau: Well... she knows.

Clayden: How?

Beau: She asked.

Clayden: When?

Beau: When you were buying drinks.

Clayden: Then?

Beau: Like that lor.

Dec 10, 2011

Meet the Aunt (Part 2)

Aunt: So both of you likes to travel?

Us: Yeah...

Aunt: I see... that's why you guys got along so well.

Us: *smiles*

Aunt: And you guys go gym and run and everything.

Us: *smiles*

Aunt: That's why I see, both of you look very healthy.

Us: *smiles*

Aunt: You go well with each other.

Clayden: @.@ *try to smile*


Dec 8, 2011

Meet the Aunt (Part 1)

Aunt at Clayden: You need to toughen up.

Clayden: *smiles*

Beau at Aunt: Can one la...

Aunt at Clayden: Not to say you are not okay now, but if don't toughen up, you won't be able to give people the vibe that you are able to lead.

Clayden: *smiles*

Beau at Aunt: He can one la...

Aunt at Clayden: Like now you have Beau with you, you let Beau do everything, so you just soften.

Clayden: *smiles*

Beau at Aunt: Can one la, can one la.

Dec 7, 2011

Upside Down

You know there's this position where you lie on your tummy and push up your head on your elbow so you could lie down and still online at the same time?

So Clayden was doing that in the hotel room one evening with the head at the edge of the bed and the leg at the headrest part.

Beau: Oi! Leg!

Clayden: My legs are clean!

Beau: Still... Leg... don't put on the pillow!

Clayden: Never mind, it's my side of the bed.

Beau: Cannot. Later maybe mixed up and not your side only.


Dec 5, 2011

Smelly Hair

While blow-drying Clayden's hair, Beau sniffed his hair.

Beau: Dear, why your hair still so smelly one? You didn't wash using shampoo?

Clayden: I used the shampoo you passed to me.

Beau: But how come still so smelly?

Clayden: Impossible.

Beau sniffed around... and got to Clayden's shirt.

Beau: Your shirt has got this stuffy smell...

Clayden: Meaning my hair is not smelly lor...

Lazy Head

Clayden has the bad habit of getting into bed right after shower without blow-drying his hair. So one day when Beau saw it, he demanded that Clayden sit up and let him dry it for him.

Clayden got to the corner of the bed, and continued lying on his tummy.

Beau: Sit up properly lar. Cannot get to the other side.

Clayden: My head is lazy.

Beau: @.@ *speechless*

Dec 4, 2011

Cranky Beau

After getting scolded by Clayden, Beau got cranky.

So during our meal at KFC...

Clayden: Snack plate. 2. Original.

And we were served 2 pieces on each plate.

Clayden: AIKS?! This is snack plate!

Waitress: Yea.

Clayden: Not 3 pieces?

Waitress: That's dinner plate. You want 3? Can add on ala cart 2 more pieces

Clayden: Okay fine. 2 more then.

Beau: HEY HEY! Why can't she just cancel the order and key in again!

Clayden: Whatever la. No need to argue.

Beau: NO BUT...

Clayden: I ordered already...

Beau: BUT SHE....

Clayden: I'm buying....

Beau: Fine. You could have paid less.

Clayden: It's okay. I'm in a good mood.

Beau: *walk away grumpily*

Dec 2, 2011

Angry Clayden

Sometimes Beau repeat stuff that he said when Clayden didn't respond, he might thought that Clayden didn't hear it.

Clayden: I KNOW! SO?

Beau: Aiyo... Dear emo jor ah? Why nowadays so easy angry one?

Clayden: Cranky!

Beau: *speechless*

ps: Sorry dear... stressed out...

Dec 1, 2011

Unsupportive Beau

So during the Penang Bridge Run... Beau didn't come out from the hotel when Clayden went for the half marathon.

Beau: People on Facebook were asking how come Beau didn't go to the running venue.

Clayden: Then what did you say?

Beau: Lazy...

Clayden: Yalor... not supportive at all...

Beau: Heee-heeee