Beau is quite an international traveler before we settled down. Lots of flying here and there and stopping by in Dubai Airport and all... So one day, as I chanced across this coupon on one of the online mass voucher website, I thought I'd ask if he's interested in dining at this restaurant in Solaris Mont Kiara called... something.... can't remember.
Clayden: Dear, wanna go try out in the best Middle Eastern restaurant in KL as named by Time Out?
Beau: Middle eastern? No way.
Clayden: How come? I thought you like it?
Beau: I HATED it...
Clayden: Haha. okay....
Beau: Why? You tried that place before?
Clayden: Nope, just wondered if you wanna go try together.
so we were in a mall eating and there was this other couple sitting in the next table.
after we were done with food, we left the diner. and coincidentally, the other couple too left at the same time. one of the guy was lean fit and so ever fashionable with low v-neck tight shirt. while the other, although equally good looking, had a huge belly!
Clayden: Wah... the other couple one lean fit one big belly.
Beau: Ahem... They also will say the other couple one fit one fat.
So we were out in a shop selling pork dishes one day, and I ordered some soup for myself and chicken in wine for Beau. Somewhere along the dining, pork in vinegar came into the picture, as I thought I'd have ordered that instead.
Clayden: I should've ordered that lar...
Beau: They sell that here? Yeah! I love that one too...
Clayden: You like that? I thought you prefer the soupy one.
Beau: No... I like vinegar...
Clayden: Oooo... later I go see if they have that...
Beau: You don't know I like to eat vinegar one meh?
So Beau came over to sleepover one night. I had Paul Potts, the opera tenor singer who won the first UK-XFactor playing on the hi-fi with the surround sound system and all, trying to take in the vibes one night. And Beau was lying next to me...
Beau: Eh? See see, what you downloaded last night?
(I downloaded porn from some website.)
Clay: Yoooorrrr... where got people watch porn with the opera songs at the back one...
I was sitting in Starbucks one day when there was this handsome guy coming in to sit right next to me. I stole a look. One second. Two seconds. And I stole another look.
He looks preeeetty familiar... Anyone knows who he is?
He left his friend about 1 hour later. Friend was asking when he wanna go out drinking again. He said he thought his friend was busy all the time. Friend replied he wasn't that busy. And I thought they mentioned that night it self they were going out for beer.
And so, we headed out to find a place to sit down. Was contemplating between Starbucks and the hawker centre, but opted for the later in the end... Because Starbucks seemed to be more strict in their 'no-outside-food-allowed' policy. LOL
So Beau and I joined this fun run organized by NTV7 months ago, and in our goodie bags there were lots of stuff. Amongst them is a tub of TLC's body lotion. I've yet to use mine, since well, it's not like we've got winter here and I never have any dry skin problem. Not sure about Beau's though.
One day while doing our shopping, we came across TLC's product on the shelf. And guess what...
Beau: Eee! The Feel Good Run one wor...
Clayden: Eeee... wah, not cheap. 20 bucks.
Beau: Mine's the Matahari one.
Clayden: How can? Mine's purple...
Beau: Dunno wor. I got orange one.
Clayden: Yeeerrr! Double standard. I got cheaper one.
So as usual it was our supper time in Asia Cafe and on our way out heading towards the car park, we passed by this group of 4 guys sitting near the staircase. And... I accidentally heard one of them saying...
"Fuck me sideways!"
So in the car, I told that to Beau.
Beau: Yeah I know. Even though I didn't hear anything.
Clayden: How do you know?
Beau: Because they kept looking at us when we left.
So we were going up the escalator to the upper floor with 2 ladies in front of us. It was unintentional that when one of them stepped off the escalator, we actually caught a glimpse of what's underneath her miniskirt. It was not intentional I swear!
Beau: You saw also?
Clayden: Omg. My eyes. Can see the vagina even.
Beau: Really? No underwear?
Clayden: Noooo... ooo my eyes...
Beau: I thought I saw white underwear...
Clayden: No lah... She didn't wear any... my eyes.....
Was in the cardio class one day when this foreginer came in half way taking his seat next to me. He was buffed! And in a singlet, you could so see the outline of his pectoralis major and the veins on his biceps, gosh... I was trying to control my raging hormones. LOL. But true enough, it's indeed a motivation because you just don't want to embarrass yourself in front of such a hot hunk. LMAO!
Rest assured, we got acquainted. I mean. A handshake. I did after all, helped him out with the set up and all.
So there was this hot guy in the RPM studio one evening, riding on a bike preparing for the class. And then... Another lady member came in, and started scolding him. "This is my bike. Do you know that? This bike is number 6! This is my bike! Did you register? At the front desk counter! You have to register you know?! You cannot simply take my bike!"
I looked at them, shocked. Like seriously? Gurl, there's no need to shout! He's a new member! Talk properly.
So in the end, hot guy went to register for a bike and came back in. I was half hoping he would sit next to me. After all, he noticed I was looking at him. But too bad, he was on the far end of the studio. But true enough, our eyes met more than a dozen times throughout the class...
Saw this guy walked out of the locker room in erm... green shorts that has monkey face printing all over it from front to the back, pretty much like that boxers you wear when you go to sleep... Seriously? Comfort has a limit ya' know...
It's almost always definite, when 2 hunky guys say hi to each other and walk down the escalator together, that they're either a gay couple, or gay singles dating each other, or gay singles who are friends...
Been noticing this for a while. A lot of the hot hunks in the gym, as well as on the street, and when I mean hot hunks, it's pretty clear they work out a lot, their backs are like, you know, straight. I understand if you stand with a correct posture, back straight and not hunched and all. But it seemed though, apart from standing straight, they pull their shoulder back as well.
So we were ordering some chawamushi just as the restaurants were taking their last call. But the waitress didn't seem to do anything after we ordered, and just continued to clean the next table and what nots.
Beau: Did she key in the order?
Clayden: Not sure...
Beau: Okay... if she didn't it's okay la...
Clayden: But they charge later.
Beau: They dare?! I'm the KING of ANGRY BIRD!
Clayden: Whoaaaa! The bomb ah?
Beau: The most superior one that flattens out everything.
Clayden: Then ma can score 3 stars in every level d!
Beau: Of course! But need to purchase that bird seperately. It's an eagle.
So Beau and I went out shopping for his gym shoes one afternoon. Headed to Farenheit and later to Pavillion. Spent almost 6 hours walking and cruising down in the area. By the time we were home, we were totally beat...
Beau: Next time we should do this again..
Clayden: Do what?
Clayden: LOL. What are you gonna shop for?
Beau: No need to exactly buy anything.
Do gay couples out there do this often? LOL LOL LOL!
Lady squeezed through the small space between the couch and the marble table to sit directly across me. Odd that she didn't just sit down on the far left which was not occupied as well, considering the far right, there was another lady, who is not her friend also. >.>
Beau often works late due to the international time zone and all. I mean, I have no idea why he always have to work according to the USA's time, why can't the Americans wake up earlier for once?!
So anyways, more often than not, when he came back from work at 10pm sometimes still not having any dinner yet, he'd be asking if I want to go eat together. I could just say no... but I usually don't, seeing it's actually a time we could spend together, albeit in a food court.
And well, my itchy mouth didn't just stop at talking when we were out for supper, because when he eats, I'd be ordering something for myself too.
So now you tell me? How could I not lose my 6 packs right?
No wonder people get fat after they settle down. LMAO!
We were in Pavillion having Japanese cold ramen one night when halfway through, I had to excuse myself to the toilet... bowel movement couldn't be controlled....
After we were done, we stood in front of the premise, observing how the workers were making the buckwheat noodle we ate earlier live. There were some advantages of the buckwheat noodle displayed and all...
Beau is so... straight sometimes. There was once when we were out in a Japanese restaurant, and when we were about to get the bill, the waiter came to check on our sushi plates. Surprisingly, he didn't record down the amount of plates we took off from the belt, and just jotted down our drinks! Like, that's 13 bucks of sushi!
Beau saw the mistakes and was calling out for the supervisor.
Clayden: Let's go already!
Beau: Hey, no, he forgot to record down the number of plates.
Clayden: That's his problem, we get off free...
Beau: Don't be like that...
Clayden: We could've gotten free sushi tonight.
Beau: Yer... the waiter have to pay from his salary one.
Clayden: How would anyone know if it's not counted? Not like they will go back and check how many plates were not paid for.
Beau: You got a point there... Hmmm... maybe I should learn to be more sly.
Clayden: Got one instructor kept looking at me when I came down from the staircase, and when I came down from the threadmill... Not sure if he had something in mind or what.
Beau: He wanted to sign you up because you're fatso lar...
Clayden: That. Or maybe cuz I caught his attention and he likes me.
But the narcissistic dream was proven wrong when I saw he was really intimate with this one girl one evening. They could be just trainer and members, but the POA when he naughtily poked the girl with a card he was holding said otherwise. Bleh. Finally he found a girl.
He's one of the PT who really caught my attention, perhaps due to his lovely puppy eyes... Awwww.......
Finished a cardio class in the Curve one afternoon when I saw the queue for RPM class downstairs. Don't understand why people are so obsessed with riding on a static bike. (Not talking about myself). I wasn't even bothered to go down and queue anymore, even though I could, because the queue is just too long.
Later after shower, when I sat at the lounge waiting for Beau, I overheard a lady 'complaining' to the GX Manager.
Something about it not being fair to have the staff reserve the bikes for those they're close to and all. And that she didn't even get one because everyone else was signing up for everyone else. The front desk staffs just looked on. And when they were done, lady said "Promise me, say you promise me."
GX Manager could only repeat what she said. "I promise."
Later on when Beau came, I told him about it and he too, said he would do the same if he was in her shoes. It's just ridiculous that when you rushed all the way to sign up for the class, and you find that there were staff who sort of 'booked' the bikes for their friends. If it's meant to be a first come first serve policy, than make sure it's fair to everyone.