Soprano Porn

So Beau came over to sleepover one night. I had Paul Potts, the opera tenor singer who won the first UK-XFactor playing on the hi-fi with the surround sound system and all, trying to take in the vibes one night. And Beau was lying next to me...

Beau: Eh? See see, what you downloaded last night?

(I downloaded porn from some website.)

Clay: Yoooorrrr... where got people watch porn with the opera songs at the back one...

=.="

Opinion

So when we were staying in one weekend...

Clay: What to order ler?

Beau: You decide la...

Clay: McDonald? Pizza Hut? Dominos?

Beau: You decide la...

Clay: Popeye!

Beau: Can also...

Clay: Or Nandos?

Beau: You decide la... anything also can... Everytime you ask me to decide, today you decide...

Clay: You give me some opinion la...

Beau: Yerrr... Then might as well I decide lo..

Clay: Opinion mar...

Beau: I know your trick one. Later you sure say okay with whatever I say.

Clay: Heeeee... :P

I will Follow You...

So we came to know that a mutual friend had an encounter in the gym shower room. And Beau asked me what this mutual friend told me.

Beau: Such thing happened in the gym?

Clayden: Don't know. Never encountered.

Beau: Ya meh? The uncle who followed you leh?

Clayden: That one different, follow only...

Beau: Have to follow you around first also then only something can happen.

Clayden: Yerrr.. No lor. Nothing happened.

Beau: Next time I follow you lor.

Clayden: Wah. Good wor like that. Got hunk follow me in the shower rooms...

Beau: Heeee *blush*

Miss Me Not?

On MSN one night...

Beau: Dear dear... how's your day?

Clayden: Okay lor...

Beau: Dear miss me ah?

Clayden: Err... no wo...

Beau: Har? :(

Clayden: Emo ah?

Beau: Yalor..

Clayden: Aiyor... of course got la. Pulling your leg ony.

Beau: Yer... My dear also know how to tease people already...

Clayden: Long time lor...

Beau: *hugs*

Manwatch 025: Celebrity

I was sitting in Starbucks one day when there was this handsome guy coming in to sit right next to me. I stole a look. One second. Two seconds. And I stole another look.

He looks preeeetty familiar... Anyone knows who he is?

He left his friend about 1 hour later. Friend was asking when he wanna go out drinking again. He said he thought his friend was busy all the time. Friend replied he wasn't that busy. And I thought they mentioned that night it self they were going out for beer.

Wooo... so man....

Diarrhoea

And the following day... Beau called up.

Beau: Dear... are you okay?

Clayden: Yeah I'm fine... What do you mean?

Beau: I pass motion so many times since this morning... All water one...

Clayden: Is it? I'm fine wor.

Beau: I thought it was the sushi...

Clayden: But I'm okay lor. Maybe it was your drink.

Beau: Okay... I'm literally sitting in the toilet the whole morning.

Clayden: At home? Not at work ah?

Beau: How to go to work? Every half hour needs to go to the toilet... Sigh...

Clayden: Dear got the Chinese medication not?

Beau: No... But I finished the whole bottle of 100plus d...

Clayden: Oh... can also.. Now still got ah?

Beau: Got... but not so much anymore. This morning like pee like that...

Clayden: Yeeee.....

Beau: I should've taken a photo lo... Yellow colour one...

Not So Surprise After All

Clayden: I was wondering what you were buying...

Beau: *smiles*

Clayden: Kinda weird for you to actually buy things. Some more after gym... And then it occured to me...

Beau: *smiles*

Clayden: The half price sushi!

Beau: *eyes wide open* You expected jor?!

Clayden: No lar. You said you were on your way, and you bought something. So I started to wonder what it was...

Beau: Yerrrr.... No fun one...

Clayden: Who asked you tell me so fast...

Beau: Then next time I don't wanna tell jor...

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