Longer Than My Penis

We came out from the yoga class one day when we saw a lady, who also joined the class earlier, put her feet into her footwear, a very SUPER tall high heels. Like, seriously 'high' until she was practically standing on her tip toe.

So I looked at beau, eyes wide open.

Me: My goodness! Look at her high heels!

Beau: Yeah... I know...

Me: I read somewhere it's gonna ruin her feet!

Then a while later, still fascinated at what I saw, I made another remark.

Me: It's even longer than my dick!

Beau: *faints*