We came out from the yoga class one day when we saw a lady, who also joined the class earlier, put her feet into her footwear, a very SUPER tall high heels. Like, seriously 'high' until she was practically standing on her tip toe.
So I looked at beau, eyes wide open.
Me: My goodness! Look at her high heels!
Beau: Yeah... I know...
Me: I read somewhere it's gonna ruin her feet!
Then a while later, still fascinated at what I saw, I made another remark.
Me: It's even longer than my dick!
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