Celebrity Watch

Just about one month ago, while the beau and I was having our drinks in a mall, I spotted a very very CUTE guy on the next table. Was thinking of taking a photo of him, but bloody phone was low on battery!!! Frust frust frust!

Left a message on FB "OMG OMG OMG! Cute guy on the next table! Why lah my phone battery died on me at moments like this! ISH!!". It wasn't before long that some other gays on the friends list strated to leave comments asking who it actually was, and that was when I came to know the name of the actor. It's ...

Gosh he looks sooooooo much cuter in person. And he's got the first two buttons of his shirts unbuttoned! Sexy hot chest too! *Drool*

Confirmed Gay

The first time we joined the class of this RPM instructor by the name of so and so, I told the beau I thought he looked cute. And the beau asked me if my gaydar was ringing. I was guessing it's a half and half, don't know why my gaydar wasn't working properly for the past few months.

Apparently that night while we were on MSN...

Dear, your cutie RPM instructor is confirmed gay.

How do you know?

Because... xxxxx

And he gave me the link of a guy in Fridae.com, none other than the instructor's profile.

Somehow it seemed that the beau is getting pretty good in searching for profiles on that web page....

Gay Instructor (?)

One fine day after our RPM class in the gym, we were totally beat and were sitting at the couch. There was this super hot Malay private trainer leaning against the pillar not far from us and was trying to catch a glimpse of us. Not sure if he was looking at me or the beau, but as to why I say he was trying to peek at us, because whenever I looked at his direction to admire his beautiful body, he'd turn away.

So I teased the beau.

The instructor was checking you out.

Really?

Yeah.

He's gay?

I don't know. Maybe. But he was checking you out just now.

Maybe he's checking on you more. You have more potential to become his client ma. Coz you're fatter.

T.T

Swim Wear

I bought a swimming trunk from Mad Wave not long ago and told the Beau about it. He was so eager to see me parading in that skimpy thing and was begging for me to put it on and show it to him. See, he wasn't there when I bought the swimming trunk, but when I refuse to even tell him what's the design, he got even more anxious.

Beau: Dear wear for me to see lar...

Clayden: Dowan lar. Later when we go to the pool you can see what.

But it's unfair.

What unfair?

I have to see it together with so many other people at the pool. But I'm your dear ler, no sneak peak first?

Well, after that, I did a fashion show in front of him in that skimpy wear.

Wahhhhh so sexy!

LMAO

Uncle

"Ish... I thought this uncle wanna leave one."

We were in the Curve looking for a carpark one weekend, and the Beau was grumbling for the availability of one.

"Hey, he's not exactly that old, he's younger than you lah."

"Don't care. As long as he walks slower than me he's an uncle."

"Err... Speechless."

Then...

"Waah! Then I'm also an uncle lor!"

"Eeh, you said yourself one! I didn't say that."

T.T

Apparently, sometimes I couldn't catch up with the beau, saw when we were walking towards a certain place in a limited time and all...

KY Gel

I remembered Beau was actually quite a shy guy when he first made the first move, in terms of sexual intercourse I mean, because, well, we are both shy men. LOL.

So the other day when we walked into Watsons in a mall, we got separated for a second. When I caught up with him, he walked further along the aisle.

I stopped at where he stopped a moment ago, it was a shelf of condoms and KY gell. He was looking at the lower shelves, and the only thing that looked similar to what he finally picked and paid at the counter was, the KY gel. They were blue.

After we came out from the shop, I confronted him.

"How come you were standing at the condom shelves? The lower shelves were of KY wor. You wanna buy KY ah?"

"No lah! I wanna buy shoe spray."

"But shoe spray is not under the same category as condom leh."

"I thought I saw it there mah."

"The only thing that is blue in colour is KY wor!"

"There's other thing there as well, you wanna bet and go back and see?"

"Don't want. You were obviously looking at the KY."

"Am not! Come let's go back see now."

LMAO.

Beau can be soooo defensive sometimes. LOL. But we didn't go back in the end. I gave in. LMAO.

Sotong

We were at Seoul Garden in OneU one weekend. It was a all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant, serving mainly beef, chicken and some seafood. We were sitting in the same table when Beau first brought me there about one year ago. Memories alright, the first time I did prawn for him as a couple.

Anyways, Beau cooked some squid in the soup and asked me if I wanted one.

"Don't want. I'm not sotong." (sotong = trans)

"Cheh..."

The next thing that Beau took was crab.

"Don't want. I don't eat crap."

"Yeeeeeesh."

"Haha."

"So what do you eat? You eat beef because you're beefy."

"YESH! And I eat chicken because I'm a chicken."

LMAO