I remembered Beau was actually quite a shy guy when he first made the first move, in terms of sexual intercourse I mean, because, well, we are both shy men. LOL.
So the other day when we walked into Watsons in a mall, we got separated for a second. When I caught up with him, he walked further along the aisle.
I stopped at where he stopped a moment ago, it was a shelf of condoms and KY gell. He was looking at the lower shelves, and the only thing that looked similar to what he finally picked and paid at the counter was, the KY gel. They were blue.
After we came out from the shop, I confronted him.
"How come you were standing at the condom shelves? The lower shelves were of KY wor. You wanna buy KY ah?"
"No lah! I wanna buy shoe spray."
"But shoe spray is not under the same category as condom leh."
"I thought I saw it there mah."
"The only thing that is blue in colour is KY wor!"
"There's other thing there as well, you wanna bet and go back and see?"
"Don't want. You were obviously looking at the KY."
"Am not! Come let's go back see now."
Beau can be soooo defensive sometimes. LOL. But we didn't go back in the end. I gave in. LMAO.
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