Oct 11, 2009

Aery Stomach

I've since last week been having this stomach full of air. So of course, there was this bloatedness that I'd kill to be relieved. My tummy grows bigger as I watched the air inside increasing, and yes, it was so hollow that when you hit it, it's making a noise like that of the drums.

I would most logically assume it's from the food I took in Manila. But I certainly hope it would be gone before the major presentation week in 2 weeks time where we'll get observers from all over the world coming in to see me stammering on stage. Damn. Thinking about it makes my legs weak.

The diarrhoea started on the 2nd day of my air-filled tummy. All water. I was basically peeing through my anus. Not quite pleasant to the ear when I was in the toilet, especially since this shit-peeing is accompanied by some pleasant machine-gun- like farts.

So when I look into the toilet bowl again after I've done my business, you'd expect there to be lotsa bubbles. It was brownish in colour. No solid stuff at all. And sourish smell. Very appetizing indeed. Only that since I had this stomach discomfort from all the air-filling, I just lost all those appetite...

Cleaning my anus changed from using toilet paper to water spray. I had to stop torturing my anus with my rough un-gentle strokes from the fingers or I'd literally bleed down there. And so... I used the water spray instead. But then again, there were occasions where the amount of water used to clean the arse diluted the brownish "stool" down in the toilet bowl and yeah, you can see the leaves from the dinner earlier.

So yeah, my stomach and my anus had been tormenting my timid soul for the past one week now that neither charcoal nor Loperamide pills are helping... I pray I pray I pray it's really just food poisoning and I'll be good soon... Because I've been missing sex for the longest time ever. LOL

And I pray I pray I pray it's not HIV. This medical dude's such an addictive bastard!

8 comments:

Francis Ford Faggola said...

Hi Clayden, hope u r feeling okay now... :)

the viennamese said...

Oh dear lord. The amount of detail you put into this post. *urk!~

Anyhoos, I hope that you'll get well soon from whatever that is. Toilet trouble's the worst thing ever.

ichimaru akira said...

Erm,just maintain a liquid diet and take lotsa water and fiber.

Take care,dude

said...

i understand how it feels... i was black-out and dehydrated when i got this diarrhea few weeks ago~

blue said...
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blue said...

u made me lost my appetite too LOL...anyway, take Oral rehydration salts and plenty of water. Get well soon..

Anonymous said...

Sound like the same problem I am facing and is called IBS - Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Take care!

TZ said...

Dude, take care eh~