Ever since the Beau had his iPhone 4, he's practically online 24/7. Either on Wifi or the 3G that came with the service provider package. One day after reaching home from gym, he buzzed me on IM.
Beau: Dear, what are you doing?
Me: Reading newspaper.
Beau: I'm in the toilet doing big business now.
Me: Eeeew! You don't have to tell me that...
About a minute later,
Beau: Finish dy. Should I jerk off or not leh?
Me: Up to you lor.
Me: So fast one?
Beau: I'm going to shower and clean up now.
In the toilet mind you! He's bloody online in the toilet! LOL
20 hours ago