Beau: My friend went to XXX restaurant once, and bit into a stapler in his steak lor.
Me: Wow... bleed a lot?
Beau: Don't know. But he's a live.
Me: What happened after that? Did he complain?
Beau: Of course. XXX restaurant gave him that meal free and a whole year of free meal. For himself.
Me: Wow! We should do that!
Beau: Huh? What do you mean?
Me: Just burry some stapler into the steak, and asked for the manager.
Beau: You don't sia-sui me!
The Skinflint Scrooge Sensibility
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