10 inches

One day, I was asking the Beau about a rough estimation of a length, between my thumb and my little finger which was fully stretched.

Clayden: How long do you think this is?

Beau: Don't know wor... Less than one feet.

Clayden: 10 inches?

Beau: 1 feet is 12 inches... Maybe that... Why?

Clayden: 10 inches penis.

Beau stared at me, stunned.

LMAO!

But of course, it was for a different thing altogether. LOL