Birthday

Dear Beau...

Here's a toast to your birthday!

Happy XXth Birthday and do know that I love you so very very much.

I wish your dream comes true.

And I know that's my dream too.

So I wish both our dreams come true.

Love you dear.

:-* :-* :-*

Choices

Who would you choose?

Your spouse or your family i.e. your parents and your siblings?

Marriage?

So one day, Clayden saw someone uploading this link on Facebook. "Westlife's Mark Feehily to marry Kevin McDaid next year."

That night, the couple were out for dinner. And Clayden saw the couple ring that they bought together on Beau's finger.

Clayden: Dear you're wearing your ring everyday?

Beau: Yeah. Even to work.


Hmmm...

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh well. Not like we were not on "Married to" status on Facebook already right? LOL

The Ring

We bought a pair of stainless steel ring during our honeymoon a while back. One for myself, one for Beau.

Beau doesn't have the habit of wearing a ring. But it seemed that he does after we bought the ring together.

Beau: I wore to work today.

Clay: Eeee. Your colleague didn't ask?

Beau: They, waaaah, got ring worrr....

Clay: Then how did you respond?

Beau: I ma like that lor. Bought during our honeymoon mar, I said.

Clay: They just "Ooooo" and didn't ask some more ah?

Beau: No lar. Understood one.

Emo Clayden

So one night Clayden was unhappy with his mother due to some personal issues.

While chatting with Beau...

Clayden: Dear... I emo jor...

Beau: Dear don't emo lar...

Clayden: I miss you so much. I wish you are here to cuddle me.

Beau: Dear you miss me ah?

Clayden: Cuz when you spoon me I feel safe. Now I feel so alone...

Blur blur Beau

We were in Asia Cafe one night having satay. Beau ordered 20 sticks.

So after 8 sticks, I was counting. There were 3 left on the plate.

Beau: So this all mine ah?

Clay: Huh? I only had 8 wor.

Beau: How come? I had 7 wor.

Clay: I ate 8 mar... see... *count*

Beau: I had seven leh... two... four... eight... seven.

I looked at Beau.

Clay: OH EM GEEEEEE!!!!

*faints*

LMAO!

Calming Clay

Following the incident with that CHEEBYECHAOHAIFACE lady...

Beau: Cool down la dear, no need to be so angry with her one. Why spoil your morning because of such a selfish stupid bimbo?

Clayden: I'm trying to! But she's bloody selfish! And that's like SUPER selfish! Urgh! Angry!

Beau: When I first saw her bitching to her friend I already know. Her face already has a "Selfish" stamp in the forehead. Why bother? Don't waste your energy being angry at this kind of people one.

Clayden: Bloody hell.

Beau: Aiyah. Let her be la. What for waste your energy?

And so we continued with the class. Kinda satisfied to see that the bitch couldn't even follow the beat properly. Stupid bimbo. No wonder.

La la la.

Angry Clay

So there was this incident in the gym just before New Year.

Went to a Pump class.

And a lady placed her board in a place so awkward that other people couldn't stand near her. The space between her board and the next board is not big enough, and s

he's not behind enough, and she's not front enough, and to her right it's not big enough for another board. To the right corner it's not big enough for another board as it's near to the pillar already. In short, she's dumb and she thought she owned the gym.

So, Clayden placed a board next to hers. And pushed her to the left, to make more space that would be comfortable for everyone.

She came into the studio stunned.

Clayden: Do you mind I pushed your board over?

CheebyeLady: No...

Clayden: Okay? Ok.

CheebyeLady: No... NO! NO! NO!

And she continued to pushed her board back to her original place.

Clayden: You can't move?

CheebyeLady: NO NO!

Clayden: So you okay with that place or you want your old place?

CheebyeLady: NO NO!

Clayden: You mean your original place?

CheebyeLady: Yes...

Clayden: Okay fine...

I walked away initially feeling unhappy because I couldn't stand comfortably. But after a while, my unhappiness turned into anger. And I spent the next 10 minutes bitching with Beau. Because she fucking go and bitch about it to her friend.

What the fuck lady. When you said NO to my "Do you mind?" Question, it means you don't mind.

1. And when you said you don't mind, it means you are oka

y to stand at another place. Mind you, that's like, BASIC English!

2. But if you minded, then you should explain politely why you minded. Not "NO NO NO NO NO!" in such a tone as though I've stolen your space.

3. And then you go and bitch about me pushing your board to your equally bimbotic aunty friend. What the fuck bitch?

I wouldn't be as angry if you hadn't been bitchy. But I am now because you are one. So yeah, FUCK YOU! And if you do read this, here's your big fat butt. Yes the one in Pink top.

Next time, learn some manners. Everyone PAID for the gym membership. The gym is NOT YOURS! So if you don't like it, FUCK OFF!

CHEEBYECHAOHAIFACECHAOCHEEBYEKANEENAE!

No Puns Intended

Clayden felt bimbotic that this had to go down in this blog...

LOL

Pearl Milk Tea

SO we were sipping our pearl milk tea which I bought to share...

Beau: My mum said guys who drink this and eat a lot of the pearls will have small cock one wor.

Clayden: Is it?

Beau: Don't know. That's why they say Taiwanese got small one.

Clayden: Yerr... How you know?

Beau: I don't know. I was told only.

Clayden: Yawor... dear one also small jor.

Beau: Eeeeee!!!

Chatime

Beau and I have came to like this drink even though I used to think it's overpriced and over-rated last time. So one day we were walking towards some shops and this milk tea shop came into view.

Beau: Chatime wor!

Clayden: You want ah?

Beau: Can can... We get one share share la...

Clayden: Okay...

Beau: Dear get pearl milk tea can ah?

Clayden: Can...

Beau: Or you want to get the one you like? The jelly one? You decide la.


So I went into the shop. Wanting to get my jelly milk tea. But somehow my fingers just pointed the pearl milk tea. I think. And when I saw the waiter preparing the drink and all without any pearl seen, I sort of wondered if he got my order correct! But alas, it was the pearl milk tea.

So I came out and meet up with Beau halfway between Chatime and the shop.

Beau: Eeee! Pearl wor... Dear didn't get your jelly one?

Clayden: Dear like pearl mar.

Beau: Hehee... Me dear think of me so much geh?

Clayden: Of course la...

XD

Nuffnang Cash Out

I toldja I'm making a living from the ads on my blog (to those who knew about it from my FB status months back). So today I was checking my nuffnang account, and there was just a measly RM100 something. I thought I'd transfer it into my paypay account. But when I clicked on the cash out link, everything was gone! POOF! NADA! Disappeared!!!

Honestly, I'm an internet noob. I don't know how to deal with a lot of things online, and sometimes even a simple online transaction got me up all night trying to figure out how.

After Beau checked on the website, he said I'll just have to wait for the arrival of the cheque. @.@

I hope it's not a scam! LOL

Foot Touching

I find couples who brush their feet under the table especially in Starbucks where the table are so open and the customer sitting on the next table is just so near to you, terribly annoying and DISGUSTING!

No, I'm not jealous.

2012

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

May we all live for another happy year and toast to another great year to come

ps: Not sure why JUICE magazine go all out about partying before the doomsday in their November 2011 series. Kinda depressing that they label 2012 as our 'death' year.