One day, while warming up on the threadmill...
Me: Know what we should do?
Beau: Huh? What's that?
Me: Hair waxing lor. Wanna clear all these hair on my legs and become 'pak chan kai'.
Beau *speechless*, pretended to faint.
Me: No mar... when the hairs are gone, my calf muscles will show!
Beau *pretended to vomit* then *faint*.
I mean, true what, the leg hairs are such an eyesore for my nice calves!
The Skinflint Scrooge Sensibility
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