Beau: Dear, where are you going for lunch?
Clayden: Not sure yet. Maybe just somewhere nearby.
Beau: I see. I'm going out with my neighbour for bak kut teh.
Clayden: Huh? Your neighbour?
Beau: Yea, the one with the son.
Clayden: You're close with your neighbour one meh?
Beau: Yeah. Why?
Clayden: Just find it shocking. Didn't know gays would be close to their neighbours. LOL
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