Pearl Milk Tea

SO we were sipping our pearl milk tea which I bought to share...

Beau: My mum said guys who drink this and eat a lot of the pearls will have small cock one wor.

Clayden: Is it?

Beau: Don't know. That's why they say Taiwanese got small one.

Clayden: Yerr... How you know?

Beau: I don't know. I was told only.

Clayden: Yawor... dear one also small jor.

Beau: Eeeeee!!!