Beau: Dear, what's your plan for the New Year's Eve.
Clayden: Not sure yet...
After a while...
Clayden: Wait wait, cannot go anywhere. I've already booked my flight to Vietnam!
Beau: Gasps. When did you buy?
Clayden: With my cousins. We're going there for our annual gathering. My parents will be flying in from Hong Kong.
Beau: Can I come together?
Clayden: Sure. There's lots of rooms. Though you'll have to sleep on the floor. Because my room only got single bed.
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