Clayden: Dear... my butt so itchy wor...
Beau looked at me one kind. "Why?"
Clayden: Don't know ler... I cleaned with water already one lor.
Clayden: How ah?
Beau: How ah? I don't know?
Apparently, water-cleaning the butt after big business, rather than using toilet paper, sometimes leave the ass itchy. But why?
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