Beau was eating half-boiled eggs when the egg yolk splattered onto his shirt as he was stirring them in the bowl. Coincidentally, it hit the nipple area.
Can't help but to notice the stain and I teased:" Waaah... dear producing breast milk ah?"
Beau narrowed his eyes, "Ishhhhh!"
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