One night on MSN...
Me: "I'm so fatttt..."
Beau: "Yalor. Dear go and look in the mirror ah?"
"Look in the mirror looks okay. But when take photo that time looks like so eewwww..."
"Dear take your own naked picture ah? Front or back?"
"Wah... Why dear so naughty take naked picture one? Wanna put on Gaydar ah?"
Night Before Natal
2 days ago