I pinched up the lovehandles and complained to the beau, "seee.... so fat."
"You should've joined the Biggest Loser Asia At least you got proper training.
"Do you know they took really fat peoples in the television? I'm just half their size!"
"Don't exagerate lah. You're still fat."
I couldn't disagree. I am fat.
Nevermind, it shall be my resolution this year. 6 pack abs so that I could take off my shirt in the gay clubs end of this year. :D
The Skinflint Scrooge Sensibility
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